Goomba The weakest monsters around in any world, Goombas are the lowest footsoldiers in Bowser's army. About the only things they have going for them is that they can carry a weapon if you hand one to them and that they're too stupid to argue about fighting. Goomba poetry should be avoided at all costs. Inside Information: Goombas are as weak as enemies get and provide nice filler to make a confrontation seem bigger than it really is--or else they provide cheap support and covering fire. One way or another they force the choice of attacking the weakest thing on the field or attacking the strongest thing on the field and letting the weakest thing on the field bite your ankles and waste your bandages. No single Goomba presents the threat of death, but a legion of them or a number of them attacking over the course of a mission can cause some harm and waste some resources. HP: All Goombas are defeated in a single hit. Attributes: POW 1 END 1 AGI 2 SMP 1 LCK: 0 Abilities: Melee: 1 Ranged: 1 Jump: 1 Dodge: 1 Guard: 1 Move: 1 Abilities: None Skills: Bonk Description: The Goomba hops into the air and tries to mid-air ram its opponent. Offensive - Attack Damage: 2% Accuracy: 3 Rate: 1 Speed: 5 Notes: All Goombas can wield weapons like Blasters and Beam Sabers.